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Apr. 24th, 2009

h-a-p-p-y b-i-r-t-h-d-a-y, candie moonshower!!!

Hope things are going well in your neck of the woods....

Have a great birthday!!!! Spoil yourself ;v).

Looking forward to (hopefully) seeing you at the summer conference!

xx,
the grizzly girl

Apr. 6th, 2009

HAPPY BIRTHDAY, KIM!!!!!

Hope you have a great day and manage to do something fun (like writing, watching comedy, or screaming your head off on a roller coaster).

Looking forward to seeing you in August!

Happy, happy,
Lindsey

Mar. 30th, 2009

HAPPY BIRTHDAY, KELLY FINEMAN!

Happy birthday, my dear!!! I'll be thinking about you ;v)!

Mar. 16th, 2009

Rejections

I'm wondering what the highest number of rejections anyone got on a single project is... BEFORE it sold???

Writer's Block: The Kids' Section

Star Wars was my absolute fave; my mother took me to see it t-w-e-l-v-e times while it was in the theatre!!!!

Princess Leia was my role model for a princess, and the flying has to be at least half responsible for my becoming a pilot!!!! Ha!

I admit, I still love the original three (A.N.H. '77, E.S.B. '80, R.O.T.J. '83) and watch 'em every time they're on TV, but the ones from the last decade leave me cold.

SEAHEIDI'S BIRTHDAY!!!!!

H-A-P-P-Y B-I-R-T-H-D-A-Y!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Loved the pix of the kids!!!! Hope you're well ~

Miss you! Wonder how things are going with Sea???

Wishing you all the best for your birthday and every day :v)!

xoxoxoxox :v) xoxoxoxox

Mar. 12th, 2009

Self Publishing

I'm wondering what anyone can tell me about who the best self-publishers are?????

And any helpful hints would be welcome :v)..!

Jan. 21st, 2009

I'm home!

Wheeeew! I've been gone for SOME time................... BUT it's a new year, and I'm devoting it one hundred percent to my writing pursuits!!! YAAAAAAAAY!!!! :0). I'm home!

To begin with, a lightening round of catch up:

I'm enrolled in two writing classes at UCLA. One: Screenwriting, the other: Creating a Children's Television Series. I'm exploring new outlets for my unpublished series. The TV series class starts tomorrow and I'm very excited!

I've already written a first draft of a picture story book! I'm a MG writer, so it's been a fun change of pace.

Last fall I FINALLY (imagine that 1,000x bigger) got my pilot's license....and then I headed north to Alaska to get my seaplane rating! While there, I got my tailwheel endorsement, too. Did you know that in Alaska it is legal to land a plane on the highway???? Under power lines! In front of cars!!!! I got to do just that - in a tailwheel - to go shopping (!!!) at a curiosity shop, where I parked the plane next to a caribou pen, of course. Then, as if that wasn't odd enough, the guy who owns the curiosity shop made my instructor and I play dress-up in Eskimo hats etc., and took our picture by the plane! Did I mention that he had a human hand in a jar???

While I was in Alaska I met a fabulous guy (a fireman and mountain guide) who is planning to move down here with me......... In August, we're headed to Africa to climb Kilimanjaro, raft the Zambezi, hike with the Masai, bushwhack up to the mountain gorillas, fly the Okavango (if I dare, upon eyeing the planes) or else trek it on elephant back! Aaaaaaaah, adventure! I've wanted to go to Africa for as long as I can remember ~

This Friday I'm having my tonsils removed. It's funny in that it was supposed to happen when I was a kid, but I threw such a magnificent tantrum when I learned that I would have to throw up the blood in my tummy, that my mother reneged. Can't say that I'm any more fond of the notion, but maybe I'll pen a book about it! My sweet new guy is flying down to take care of me for a week :0).

I'll be at the SCBWI winery retreat this March. Looking forward to all of the fun that entails. Any of you planning to be there???? I miss you all. I've had a plethora of computer issues and I try to send birthday wishes when I get the announcements, but I cannot get the messages to "go." At any rate, I think of you guys often and hope everyone is well!!!! Believe it or not, I scheduled my Africa trip for AFTER the summer conference! I cannot wait!!!!!!!!! Already!!!! I am home.

Aug. 18th, 2008

Stewing in My Own Juices

Sometimes life just kinda sucks. It always gets better, but if you need a boost, read about the current yuck I'm dealing with.

I have officially entered the study-my-@$$-off portion of preparing for my checkride. Needless to say it is not fun - unless you count the frosting I've been eating out of the container, the copious amounts of TV I've been watching, or the bottomless well of lost sleep I've managed to catch up on.

Despite spending hours combing internet lists, phone books and school year books, I have yet to find the perfect last name for my protagonist (and therefore, title of my book). While I have re-shelved my ms. in order to "study," it is not far off in the reaches of my conscious thoughts.

Today is my father's birthday. He would have turned 67, had he not been impaled by a common household object. Don't ask. We had a messy relationship while he was alive, and the cacophony of hideosities that have availed themselves since his death have only made things more confusing. There's a book in there somewhere! Funny thing is, when he was alive I always swore I'd pen my great American novel upon his death, but now that he's gone I just kinda don't want to revisit it all.

As for the table and chairs I've been repainting, I'm closing in. I managed to exchange the glossy indigo paint (ghetto) I'd so painstakingly tracked down for navy blue SATIN-finish!!! Of course, despite my special order, the store only procured three cans, so the saga continues.....

This past week I got terrible news. A man I knew died in a seaplane crash. He was a long-time pilot and was flying with an instructor, yet they still managed to make some horrible mistake and invoke the end. This man and I shared familial history, and were possibly about to enter into a business relationship. A year ago he'd told me how his brother had unwittingly killed himself in a plane crash in the sea off Nantucket. We had had this conversation upon my sharing that I was training to fly seaplanes in Alaska. Ugh.

At the risk of diving into morosity, though it's probably too late:

(A) this week marked the beginning of a coordinated effort to create some kind of memorial to a good friend from high school who died rather surprisingly two years ago.

(B) my eyes fell upon a TV broadcast of the documentary I helped the Grizzly Man shoot while he was still alive. I was cut out of it and was not credited for camera work, but that is another ugly story. There is to be an eight-part series of his Digital Video-journaling to air this month called Grizzly Man Diaries. Part of me can't wait and part of me is filled with dread.

The soap opera about my ex-landlord holding my security deposit hostage drags on. She has broken the law with me for the fourth time by still having my money more than 21 days after I moved out, and I moved out JUNE 30th. I now have an attorney.

Well, this was a cute little bed-time story, indeed! Perhaps a fun Picture Book. Tee hee! As I eat my butter cream frosting (that has no butter OR cream in the ingredients), I'm watching a movie about a couple in a hotel room who're watching a movie on their TV of people being killed in their same hotel room...SO, I guess things could be worse!!! Actually, I'm hoping all this yuck is getting out of the way so magically great things can happen. I am more than due! :-). And what's that saying? That which doesn't kill us makes us stronger. It makes us better writers, anyway. Cheers to that!

Aug. 9th, 2008

Top 10 Tips for Repainting Iron Patio Furniture

1. Choose a paint store WITHIN one hour of your home, so that when you don't have enough primer and then later change your mind about paint color, you haven't spent six hours and hundreds of dollars on gas retracing your steps.

2. Buy a steel brush (to remove rust and loose paint) that's BIGGER than a toothbrush.

3. Select a NEUTRAL color of primer so that when you change your paint choice from dark to light, you haven't shot yourself in the foot.

4. Actually USE the steel brush, because no matter how much primer you use, you can still see where the paint is peeling.

5. Remove the spider webs and carcasses BEFORE you prime.

6. Move all nearby plants out of the way, unless you like the color of primer on your ferns and banana trees.

7. Secure your hair. Although, now I know how I'll look when I go gray (primer).

8. Remove spider webs and carcasses that got primed BEFORE painting.

9. NO MATTER how badly you want your furniture to be indigo, glossy paint looks g-h-e-t-t-o.

10. Neutrogena body oil removes spray paint from your skin like nobody's business.

11. Don't touch the computer after using Neutrogena body oil on your hands.....

Aug. 7th, 2008

My Wild Goose Chase

When I'm not writing, photographing bears or flying a plane, I can be found helping out with sick or injured wildlife. Below is a story I hope you'll enjoy about what my job entails.

There are always certain memories that stand out above the rest, and few will compare to my wild goose chase in San Francisco!!!

It was November of 2007, and the Cosco Busan had just spilled 85,000 gallons of oil into the bay. Wildlife would be dying en masse, especially the sea birds. Having been specially trained in bird handling and also in hazardous waste response, I’d been contracted to assist with bird collection. I drove north from L.A., and nestled in with extended family in the area.

When a pelagic (sea) bird gets oil on its feathers, it stops being waterproof and will succumb to hypothermia. To keep warm, they come onshore and can be seen preening obsessively to get the offending substance off. Then, they ingest it and are poisoned. :-(.

The main way we capture them is to sneak up on them while they’re on the beach at LOW tide, by positioning ourselves between the bird and the water, and catch them in our nets as they try to escape. At night, we use high-powered spotlights to invoke the “deer-in-headlights” confusion and mask our approach. Then they get placed in pillowcases for easy carriage, and labeled as per the species, date, time, where it was found and by whom. If we are able, as in: there are no other birds around, we take GPS coordinates as well.

When convenient, the birds/their info get placed in/on a cardboard cat carrier for transport. Once they reach a facility, for which we have volunteer transporters, they are tube fed Pedialyte, their temperature is taken, their blood tested….. After a few strength-building days, they are washed in Dawn dish detergent and placed in small, enclosed pools to convalesce amongst their friends. Typically an oiled bird will stay at a rehab center for weeks to build strength before release. Not all survive.

I was fraught with feelings of appreciation for being able to help and a deep sense of grief for every bird that had escaped my best attempts. Instinct drives them to run TO the water when you approach, even if you are standing in front of the water - and if a bird gets past a rescuer, they will surely die before the tide gives us a second chance. For me, a sentimental soul, every missed bird brings a heavy heart.

So, it was a moonless night, but the stars were twinkling above the low tide. LOTS of stars, and they reflected off the wet, muddy sand. Four of us rescuers, two men and two women, had been given a route among some brush, across a beach and then through a marsh before coming to the mud flats. We were two teams of two, wearing rubber boots and carrying twelve-foot nets, each.

Reports had been coming in regarding a white-fronted goose that apparently – by its behavior if not outright appearance – had contacted oil. Nobody really thought we’d catch it, but there it was…silhouetted against the pooled seawater in the receding wave marks a quarter of a mile ahead.

Suddenly, we were holding high-powered flashlights on it to hide our approach and running like children, careful to stay out of the backlight cast by our beams. We were running as hard as any human could, and the goose, for his part, started running as fast as he was able toward the prohibitively gooey mud and ultimately, the sea. He’d zig left and we’d zag right behind.

The rehabber I’d been mentoring under, my partner, had previously said he envisions himself catching a bird before he attempts to encircle it in his net, so as I struggled against the mud with all of the awkward gear in tow, I imagined my net around this gigantic goose. One of the guys said, “We’ll never get him,” but I knew we would.

We kept running, the bird and all four of us, and we started gaining. The cityscape of San Francisco twinkled across the bay, the stars adding to the splendor above. The wind was cool and fresh. Thankfully, the mud in this particular area was hard enough to allow our boots to pull free with each hasty step, though mud splattered behind, re-coloring our pants and backs. We were closing in.

Soon the goose was only twenty feet ahead. Again I envisioned my net around its sizeable form. I was gasping for air, but for those negligible minutes there was nothing I wanted more than to catch that bird, to save it from suffering a cold, miserable, poisoned death.

Fifteen feet…then ten…and just as quickly, three of our nets enfolded the goose, mine third. The other girl in our group was slightly behind, and she huffed and puffed out, “Wait, I want to put my net on it, too!” We all laughed, as we struggled for air, jubilant.

Despite wonderful care at our main center, there was no guarantee that this goose would survive the poisoning. What I can definitively say is that without our dogged attempt he would surely have perished. We gave this creature a chance to survive, and I will forever remember him, wild and free on that beautiful beach, leading our majestic chase.

Aug. 6th, 2008

Lindsey's Creed

Life is not a journey to the grave with the intention of arriving safely, in a pretty and well preserved body, but rather to skid in broadside, thoroughly used up, totally worn out, and loudly proclaiming, “Wow…what a ride!”

Writer's Block: God For a Day

publish my books
produce my films
visit my dead loved ones in heaven

Aug. 5th, 2008

post SCBWI conference '08

I know I had fun at the conference 'cause I slept until 1:00 today!!!! And I have sleep problems, so this is akin to spotting Bigfoot. And when I got up, I was still running on blood fumes 'cause I shouted "Good morning!" to the gardner at my complex. Silly me!

Speaking of silly, I was online last night trying to find some good jokes to email to a twelve-year-old who's recovering from spinal surgery, and looky what I found:

Q: Why are there so many Smiths in the phone book?
A: They all have phones!

Q: What kind of cheese isn't yours?
A: Nacho cheese!!

Q: Why do bagpipers walk when they play?
A: They're trying to get away from the noise!!!

I'm still laughing out loud over the last one....guess I'm still tired.

Dirty Dancing is on one of my movie channels, so I'm watching it for the 3,456th time. I got a gag email once that said "You Know You Grew Up in the Eighties If," and one of the humorous tags was: You think Dirty Dancing is a really good movie! Well, I confess......it's one of my two ABSOLUTE FAVORITE flicks. I just LOOOOOOOOOOOOVE it! I remember when I first saw it. I was in tenth grade at a boarding school in the woods of Massachusetts, and the school bussed us into some town really far away just to go to the movies. I fell in love with Patrick Swayze. It was awesome.

Getting together with conference friends is awesome like that. I'm only sorry more of you didn't make it: Heidi, Kelly, Carrie...... Hopefully next year ~ hint, hint :-).

I need to mention that I don't know how to friend people. So, either I need someone to explain it in a reply to this, or I need all of you new friends to friend me first and I'll friend you back.

And while I'm asking...any great jokes I can forward to this sweet girl as she recuperates?

BTW, I'm at the end of my flight training for this first license. I have my FAA checkride scheduled for September 6, so all good thoughts are appreciated - I'm gonna need aaallllll the help I can get....I'm not good at technical stuff. Remember, I can't even figure out how to friend someone!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Oh! I'm at the end of the movie. Johnny just said, "Nobody puts Baby in the corner." I gotta go, I LOVE this part!!!!!!!!!!!!! It makes me glow with warm fuzzies.............................xOxOx

Oct. 31st, 2007

November 2

Wow!!!!!! Seems SRuble, BeverlyJean and I share a birthday!!!!!

HAPPY BIRTHDAY, my friends!!!!!!!!!!

I have a picture of us and the gang at the dinner table on my fridge!!!

I l-o-v-e being a November 2nd baby...a Scorpio. As a kid I had Halloween birthday parties and all my friends and I got dressed up and trick or treated, and did scary spider web games, that took my mom hours to "weave." You know - the race to untangle the endless spidery web of equal-lengthed strings, woven all through the livingroom??? That was my favorite! Frankly, if Mom would still do it, I would still have a posse of folks who'd wanna play!!!! Tee hee! When we got a little older my mom took us to scary movies, but we were young enough for it to be a naughty thrill! Nobody's else's parents would have taken us to Halloween 3!!! My birthday parties rocked!!!! And there was often a coating of Silly String around the house a year later to remind us of it!

So, at 36 I plan to have a blast this weekend - and I hope you will, too!!!!! I'll be thinking of you :-)!

XOX,
The Grizzly Girl

Oct. 22nd, 2007

Trouble in Paradise

I live in Southern California and my city is on fire...quite literally burning out of control. Luckily THIS TIME I am living twenty-five minutes away from the danger zone, though my "hood" is also prime fire territory (brushy and mountainous) should anything spark.

Back in '93 I had to evacuate on my birthday morning. We saw the orange glow and lots of smoke coming over the mountain behind our apartment building and blessedly decided to plan for the worst. Because we jumped into emergency mode, we had about three hours to fill garbage cans with water (for the firemen) and load our cars.

I made hundreds of trips up and down my stairs, carefully placing my most meaningful possessions strategically into my Honda Accord - not a huge car. Mind you, I still had a seventy-five pound black lab mix, Cubby, to occupy the front seat with me, so I had to be very, very discriminatory.

When the smoke was so bad that I couldn't see more than three feet in front of me, the firemen ordered us out. The hill in my backyard was completely ablaze and I still had to run in to get Cubby, who was locked in my bathroom for safe keeping as I had ferried stuff to the car through a perpetually open front door.

With three lanes devoted to emergency vehicles (fire/police/ambulances) Pacific Coast Highway was a traffic jam, and as we sat enshrouded in thick smoke, rumors were being passed forward that cars behind us were exploding (it was not true). I was terrified and could not understand why they weren't now evacuating us by boat - courtesy of the Coast Guard.

After several hours, we all made it out of Malibu and tucked ourselves into friends' houses to sit glued to the television hoping desperately to catch a glimpse of our neighborhood to see if anything was still standing. For four days I didn't know if the apartment had survived.

I was lucky. My place had been saved. But a good friend of mine lost everything. He currently lives just below the Presbyterian church (my church) that burned to the ground yesterday, but he got out with his pets and learned today that his place was spared. As far as I've heard, all of my friends and their homes have withstood the firestorm.

From where I live I cannot see any trace of the devastation, but the smoke from a fire inland blows my way in the afternoon. As the familiar smell fills my home, I see deer running across the field out my kitchen window and watch ash gently blanketing my balcony. Beyond that I see the Pacific Ocean, sparkling in the sun, and I know why we all live here - it is, quite simply, paradise.

Aug. 12th, 2007

My Desk!!!

It's Sunday and I've managed to stretch the cleaning of my condo over a period of three days. Of course, I always wanted to live in a museum, and I often joke that Sanford and Son have done my decorating!

So, it should come as no surprise that I left my office for last when I tell you what I found on my desk...the desk where I do my writing.....along with:

...six potted plants, a wonderful and life-like snake sculpture made from a twisted twig, binoculars, a picture of my mom looking jubilant in a frame she painted herself at one of those do-it-yourself pottery places, three gargantuan indices of The London News from the early 1900's, miscellaneous seeds I've collected, an antique glass powder shaker full of favorite marbles, the trunk of a petrified tree, some shells, a basket from Africa, genuine cowboy spurs I got from a retired cowboy while on a road trip, a lighter from the early 19oo's with a tiny quail inside, deer antlers, an Audubon bird scene under a bell-shaped piece of glass, a brass sextant in a wooden case, a coconut shell full of pyrite, meteorites, and fossils, still more loose fossils from my recent trip to Michigan called petoskeys, thousands of itty-bitty pearl-pink glass beads in a science beaker, favorite pictures of three of my four grandmothers, animal teeth found in creekbeds in Alaska, a railroad spike stolen from a grain silo in Montana, the marble base of a clock, an old fashioned glass fountain pen holder that survived when my Dad's house burnt down, a leather tote bag full of the research and drafts of the film I co-wrote, and half a moose antler I simply could not live without when I found it in Alaska ten years ago.

It's a big desk! It's an old partners desk that belonged to my dad. I used to hide under it when I was five or six. Now, there's so much stuff on it, I could hide in plain sight. :-).

I shared this because clearing everything off to dust got me wondering what conditions ya'll write under.... Despite the sheer amount of stuff, my home is neat and tidy. So the desk is where the creative side of my brain can do its thing. And even there, everything has its place. Even the seeds.
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Aug. 9th, 2007

Airplane! revisited

Okee dokee. Journal post #2 (somebody fabulous who shall remain nameless wrote my very first entry - the short one! - when they set up my account) And as I stand here I'm wondering what about my life is interesting enough that anyobdy would want to read about it? The answer, of course, is the embarrassing stuff. The: "Would you believe the roofers removed the skylight as I was taking a dump, naked?" stuff. That was Monday.

Today, I had my solo phase check. For those of you who don't really know me, I'm getting my pilots license, and it's been a plethora of embarrassing moments. Like when I blanked out while requesting clearance to land and called the ATC (air traffic controllers) "you guys." This still makes me laugh. Idiot at 3:00!

Or the time when I shut the plane down, anticipating rolling it backward into its parking spot, but I unpacked my stuff first.......then proceeded to attempt to push the plane (as hard as I could since it didn't want to roll) over my stuff (DUH!) I love this! Plan to use this someday in a movie!

Well, today I had to take an instructor different than my regular woman up and spend three (3) - thats T-H-R-E-E - hours convincing him that I can safely and accurately use a thousand dials and knobs to make the plane absolutely dance. I wasn't very good with a handful of the items, but when he took me up to 4,500 feet and shut my engine off, I absolutely danced! My emergency proceedures are my strong suit and he said I demonstrated the emergency landing in a frantically chosen field with excellence to a degree beyond that of any other student! Ha! Columbo was a buffoon, but he always got his man.

We won't discuss the three landings I did, except to say that I gave the ATC folks quite a show! Yikes. And I credit myself for bringing storytime to my instructors on every landing as I make their lives flash before their eyes.

Lastly, for those of you who've debated this all-important item, it IS possible to sweat as much as Robert Hays does in Airplane! when he lands the plane. Ask any of my passengers.
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Aug. 7th, 2007

Technophobia

Thank you to all of the wonderful people who have already welcomed me, unknown, into their friends list based on the recommendation of the magnificent blue malibu!

For those of you who have not spent the last four days at the conference watching me drag my sleeves through food or lose one of my belongings, this should serve as a disclaimer. I am nothing short of a buffoon. And for me, technology is a-l-m-o-s-t as scary as a spider. I can camp with bears - sleep near them peacefully - but put one juicy, leggy, hairy spider in my tent and there could be tearshed.

When I fly an airplane, I choose the ones without the fancy glass cockpit, because that, my friends, is a computer!!! I choose the old, crappy-looking, obsolete planes because they only have technology from the 1950's and I find that comforting. See where this is going?

The reason I mention these things is to ask you all to be patient with me as I figure out how to respond to your posts and messages. I have succeeded in getting a few things to appear, though I am often unsure WHERE they will appear and surprised to find them where I do!

I am hoping this will wind up on my page that's a pretty shade of "sunburnt" (my main page), but I am not really sure. At any rate, I am thinking of you all and excited to get to know you better :-). Be well. Soon -

Aug. 5th, 2007

Welcome to Grizzly Girl!

I'm live from SCBWI LA at a writers conference with This is my first time on livejournal and I'd love to have an online community with other writers--especially ones who love adventure like me!
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